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dystopianfuture asked:

dude, Warren Ellis, your fuckin dumb as shit man. i ask you a million times about Fell, which is your masterpiece. (yeah Transmetropolitan is cool, and i paid for a few of you hookers from buying it.) but you only answer stupid questions about your fuckin goddamn beard? i didn't peg you as the type of person that clings to a gimmick for recognition. any man and some females can grow a damn beard in a month or less. and plus hella old people got an even better beard. whats the dang fuss B?

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And we’ll end with this.

This guy is my default tumblr experience. Incapable of clicking any link placed in front of him. No sense of humour. Bangs on the ask box like it’s a google search window, but would never actually use google for anything. Wants and demands personal service.

(His tumblr is actually really pretty.)

This is what almost all of the messages to me on tumblr look like. It is really, really boring.  It’s not offensive, it doesn’t make me ragequit, it just bores me.  Drains me of energy.  And I have other uses for that energy.  So away I go to do things with it.

Thanks for helping me warm up, here at the top of a long work marathon.  It’s mostly been fun.  I’m sure I’ll open the ask box up again one day.  All apologies to anyone I didn’t answer, but all the messages were appreciated.

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