An actual thing: Britain used to have giant lions.  Massive bastards that weighed seven hundred pounds or more.  We ate them all.

BRITAIN: WE ATE ALL THE GIANT FUCKING LIONS.

THAT’S right.  With THESE teeth.

Dec. 15 2012
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