Q

akiramich asked:

Are you going to try and attend any of the Olympic events in London this summer? I did buy GHOST MILK on your mention of it but haven't had a chance to read it yet. I know you've stated before only a casual interest in sports but was wondering what your general thoughts on the London Olympics?

A

I will continue to view Stratford as I always have done: through thick glass, on a moving train.

I like winter Olympic sports, like the luge.  Nothing quite like seeing maniacs on metal trays ripping around an ice tunnel at eighty miles an hour.  Now that’s a fucking sport.  The only thing that could improve it would be if more lugers exploded on impact, an enhancement that I intend to bring up before the Olympic Committee for 2014.