Heard a joke once: Man goes into doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Treatment is simple. Great website Calming Manatee is online. Go to it. That should pick you up.”
Man bursts into tears. Says “But, Doctor…I am Calming Manatee.”
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
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Calming Manatee is surprisingly calming.
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I read this in the voice of the Elcor race in Mass Effect and felt very calm.
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what a good manatee
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Watchmen reference from Kieron Gillen plus manatees.
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Guild Navigators can see the future.
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Manatees are the coolest mother fuckers EVER!!!! They are just like “Yea Im gonna just chill here goin’ down this river...
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That is the saddest thing I have ever read.
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