momentofellis: A conversation over whether Google glasses make you a “douchebuzzard” or Spider Jerusalem.  It’s nice to know I’m not the only one who saw Spider Jerusalem in the new Google glasses ad. But i can see where these things could be trouble. I suggest you go here for the ad in question. mjstarling: MJ: WANT. Cass: Hah! Those things are going to be this decade’s Bluetooth headsets. A useful way to spot a complete wanker at twenty paces. MJ: Don’t care. Still want. If only so I can look at things and say PICTURE like Spider Jerusalem. Cass: Spider Jerusalem wouldn’t be seen dead in one of those. MJ: Spider Jerusalem would wear anything his maker spits out at him. Cass: Because Spider Jerusalem’s maker is on e-Purple Haze, so its taste syncs up with his. MJ: What if these things sync up with my taste? Cass: Your taste isn’t iconoclastic enough. You won’t be unique and cool in one of these. You’ll look like the sort of douchebuzzard who calls himself a social media rockstar. MJ: What is a douchebuzzard when it’s at home? Cass: I’ll tell you when you buy your first pair of these.

momentofellis:

A conversation over whether Google glasses make you a “douchebuzzard” or Spider Jerusalem. 

It’s nice to know I’m not the only one who saw Spider Jerusalem in the new Google glasses ad. But i can see where these things could be trouble.

I suggest you go here for the ad in question.

mjstarling:

MJ: WANT.

Cass: Hah! Those things are going to be this decade’s Bluetooth headsets. A useful way to spot a complete wanker at twenty paces.

MJ: Don’t care. Still want. If only so I can look at things and say PICTURE like Spider Jerusalem.

Cass: Spider Jerusalem wouldn’t be seen dead in one of those.

MJ: Spider Jerusalem would wear anything his maker spits out at him.

Cass: Because Spider Jerusalem’s maker is on e-Purple Haze, so its taste syncs up with his.

MJ: What if these things sync up with my taste?

Cass: Your taste isn’t iconoclastic enough. You won’t be unique and cool in one of these. You’ll look like the sort of douchebuzzard who calls himself a social media rockstar.

MJ: What is a douchebuzzard when it’s at home?

Cass: I’ll tell you when you buy your first pair of these.

Apr. 18 2012
Via mjstarling
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  1. offthetop reblogged this from momentofellis and added:
    …and that sums up my internal debate pretty well.
  2. quadrille reblogged this from warrenellis
  3. systemofaclown reblogged this from warrenellis and added:
    I pretty much never say this, but there’s a first time for everything. WANT.
  4. xeiko reblogged this from industrialpunk and added:
    uhhh wht the hell!
  5. revisionof reblogged this from rjinswand and added:
    I am so happy conversations like this have happened.
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  12. teantacles reblogged this from warrenellis and added:
    These things will cause so many accidents and deaths and I just won’t give a damn, because an irl HUD is pretty much...
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    Can I please order them one red frame, the other green?
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