A conversation over whether Google glasses make you a “douchebuzzard” or Spider Jerusalem.
Cass: Hah! Those things are going to be this decade’s Bluetooth headsets. A useful way to spot a complete wanker at twenty paces.
MJ: Don’t care. Still want. If only so I can look at things and say PICTURE like Spider Jerusalem.
Cass: Spider Jerusalem wouldn’t be seen dead in one of those.
MJ: Spider Jerusalem would wear anything his maker spits out at him.
Cass: Because Spider Jerusalem’s maker is on e-Purple Haze, so its taste syncs up with his.
MJ: What if these things sync up with my taste?
Cass: Your taste isn’t iconoclastic enough. You won’t be unique and cool in one of these. You’ll look like the sort of douchebuzzard who calls himself a social media rockstar.
MJ: What is a douchebuzzard when it’s at home?
Cass: I’ll tell you when you buy your first pair of these.