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The BBC has spoken. It is settled. Official.
Day 6: Silent Film
New rule: if your first post on Vine is six seconds of your fucking cat then I get to murder you in the face with tools and Vine it
please allow me to mansplain mansplaining to you by which i mean just sit there and listen while i mansplain everything
The first film I remember crying in front of was OLD YELLER, but only because my mum hit me for laughing when the dog got shot
Google Fiber and its ilk may be the final straw that will break the back of...– Not untrue, so far as it goes. And, without figures to hand so yeah pinch of salt, but I think the US network tv “hits” of last season, like REVOLUTION, would have been woeful cancellation fodder even four years ago. Cable, both basic and premium, have gotten their whacks in, but the...
May get a RAF aviator jacket if UK doesn’t warm up soon. Bonus: can reply to all queries with “chocks away” or “tally ho”
I have, in my career, been contacted by 3 paranoid schizophrenics who believed I was trying to destroy and/or kill them. One of them did however contact me to apologise for whatever it was he had done to deserve it.
I am staying on Tumblr, but...
paulmasonnews: If they try to own my data, or integrate it with any other Yahoo service, I will leave. Also if there is any attempt to censor others, or if the cat pictures stop
useful social note: combo-punching real people in the face still doesn’t make them turn into a shower of gold coins
Yahoo to acquire Tumblr in $1.1 billion cash deal
Always remember: that which does not kill you makes you stronger. Until it does eventually kill you.
Rules for my new readers: you have to commit a crime & tell the arresting officer I made you do it. Helps me sell books.
I bet that with a just little biohacking, heroin could go from scary drug to low-carb superfood in no time
Remember: if you ever watch an edition of X Factor, Satan gives Simon Cowell another ten years of life.
I was once nominated for a British Fantasy Award. This means I am one of the more fantasised-about people in Britain.
Buying the RED graphic novel is scientifically proven to make you more attractive to any and all mammals. And some fish.
I am shocked to discover at this late date, that “Into The Valley” actually had lyrics aside from “Into the valley.”
keeping mealtimes interesting for a teenage daughter: waving a machete while intoning “THE EMBACONING COMMENCES”
it seems this bottle of dark mead makes me mighty like Mind Viking and yet easily confused like… easily confused thing
I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman.
“CRUSH THEM LIKE MONKEY” may be the worst piece of advice I’ve ever given to another writer. Or the best. One of the two.
Warren stares at important work. Warren must concentrate and summon intellect. CUT TO: INSIDE WARREN’S BRAIN: